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Your Horoscope
Aries
March 20 - April 19 : You'll probably come across a bit of opposition
in the near future with your pastural grazings. Even those cows who are
normally supportive and have grazed alongside of you in the past will
become uncooperative. Don't let it sour your milk - resolve to follow
through with your own multiple-gut instincts and graze alone if needed.
Once you've had the chance to contemplate your interest without the company
of the others, you can confront the herd on your own terms.
Leo
July 22 - Aug. 22 : Your thoughts of late have completely turned to socializing
instead of grazing. As much as the herd has admonished you to direct your
time from nourishment to them, they can't help but doubt you are not putting
yourself and your priorities in the best interest for the herd as a whole.
When on your hill, you should put down your mouth and fill it with grass,
rather than with words. There is time to socialize later - around the
watering hole, under the large oak, or perhaps while the bull is getting
his piece from you. You assume there is more to life than simply being
content – even though there is, you will soon discover there really
is no point regardless.
Sagittarius
Nov. 22 - Dec. 21 : It's time to disengage more of your wandering mind,
dear Sagittarius. If your mind continues on its inquiry into the reasons
some of your friends keep going on field trips never to return, you will
later realize the truth, and discover you foolishly wasted all this time
worrying when fate was already inevitable. Enlist the help of your fellow
bovine to empower you with a sense of grounding and discipline, and seize
the days as inevitably
they will slip away. Let slip the grass through your hooves. Enjoy the
salt lick of life, and savor the cud upon your palate. The best things
in life are free.
Taurus
April 20 - May 19 :Time for you to get off the fast track and let go your
girth and agenda. Now is the time to relax and relish the memories of
months past, and reminisce on the past experiences and decisions that
were spontaneous without consequences. If you find yourself in the position
of having to make a decision soon, don't worry about it and it will simply
take the simple course regardless of your reservations. Take a deep breath,
let a good moo - the path you take is right for you.
Virgo
Aug 23 - Sept. 21 : A warm and caring communication will come to you today
from someone in the herd. It could be a nudge, a moo, or a forceful mounting
from behind. This touching moment will make your day, and whatever great
feelings you draw in from it, you'll easily be able to pass them onto
the rest of the herd. Take a short stroll to the watering hole early today,
and moo happily to everyone you meet, it will make you feel more content.
Capricorn
Dec. 22 - Jan. 19 : A goal that you have been aiming for could show some
sign of completion. The part of the herd you normally try to avoid may
come to you soon to organize a friendly stampede. This will be your opportunity
to break free during the ensuing chaos where the opresssor can't see you.
Remember, stick to the farm roads, travel at night, and never graze in
broad daylight without tree cover. When it comes time to cross the ocean
to reach India
where you will be safe - look for Greenpeace.
Gemini
May 20 - June 20 :You will discover that it's hard to cope with your emotions
as of late, dear Gemini. That's because you are going above and beyond
the bovine duty to have such emotions. It's best to not dwell on these
thoughts on empty stomachs, as it will make you anxious to realize you
can't grasp the depth of such feelings. After your afternoon grazings,
consider taking an un-intellectual approach instead of an emotional one,
while in company around the water trough. The company of others will help
you dissipate your
interest, and you will find equilibrium in ignorance.
Libra
Sept. 22 - Oct. 22 : You'll probably feel a bit stodgy during the coming
weeks. Things will eventually pick up soon after though. Whatever you
do, be ready to make haste when the gates of new opportunity open, for
there is only a small clearance between the gate and the drudgery of life
you are currently familiar with. When confronted, remember you weight
approximately fives time the oppressors weight, you can easily trample
them, and move on. Find a nice new field down the road, and do what it
takes to join their herd. This is no permanent solution, but a temporary
one until you can slip out of the country on a cloudy moonless night.
Aquarius
Jan. 20 - Feb. 17 : Things are starting to get better and better for you
as the time progresses, dear Aquarius. Your girth expands, your cud grows
moist, and the grass seems to get greener and greener. Try to get yourself
grounded though, and practical - that bull is not going to pick you as
primary breeding stock. That's ok, as you have always questioned your
true bovinity - it's about time you go explore that wild and forbidden
desire that grows from your udders - and seek out the Gemini’s down
under the giant oak tree at night.
Cancer
June 21 - July 21 : The wind of change blows up the hills today, so it's
best to stay on top of the peak whilst you graze. You may be called to
come down for some duties, but remember your only duty is to serve the
best interest of your own personal bovinity. Don't make any promises you
intend to dishonor, your lack of action will be taken seriously, and your
standing with the herd shouldn't tether. However, don't mislead the herd
into thinking that something is going to happen when you truly feel it
won't. Your intuition is in its prime, and the outcome of the situation
will be to your expectations. Trust yourself, for later when you doubt
- the herd will be there for you.
Scorpio
Oct. 23 - Nov. 21 :There seems to be unusual amount of aggression building
in the pasture as
of late, realize that this is probably because you move to react swiftly
to the situations presented around you instead of simply ignoring them
and moving around. The nature of the herd is to situate itself around
you - it could be that you are coming into conflict with the uncertainty
of what you must do, and seek harmony with all that you hope for. Fighting
this
paradox is likely to sour your milk, then the rest of the herd. Straighten
up your psyche unless you want to consciously send you and your friends
down the road to where others have been led every few months.
Pisces
Feb. 18 - Mar. 19 : Your normally lazy attitude is apt to land you into
a luxurious life the coming weeks, dear Pisces. It's in your nature not
to get involved, or exert too much energy, or raise a hoof to any that
mildly upset you. For some reason, you may be compelled to get up and
get moving, but you should just turn around or step back a few feet, and
settle back down in your preferred lifestyle. You'll find making friends
will intrude upon your grass - resist the motivation to socialize, and
enjoy life to it's fullest - just with lack of action.