This Season's Hunk of Bull

Name : Dudley
Age : 23 (Bovine Years)
Birth City : Poteet Texas
Turn Ons: I like the Heifers with the little brown eyes, a moist nose,
and floppy ears. Also, big, I mean BIG Ankle Bones, some that can hold
my hooves up there tight. Grazing in the moonlight as well, most of
us sleep at that time but for me, it's prime Time for Eating and Loving.
Turn Offs : Brahamn Heifers, that hump is just UGLY. How can any Bull
like a Cow with a Hump? That, and those Ear Tags, be a cow - tolerate
the flies.