The Four Secrets to the Sexual Touch
It's tough to be the best cow in the herd - competing for the affection
of one bull amongst many other cows, moreso if there are heifers about.
So you want to bring your bull to the edge of Nirvana, keep him hanging
on there, wondering what you're doing, begging for mercy. Well, the
secret is quite simple - just give that bull a full body workout of
his senses. Even though every bull is different, and eash has their
special spots, I'll give you some sure-fire generic "Nothing can
go Wrong" advice. Follow these four steps and I promise you'll
have your bull replacing divots in the field before you as you graze.
No such thing as Pressing Too Hard
Your average bull weighs in at a 1,000 pounds. He's no doubt an Adonisique
mold of prime bullhood, the product of years of selective grazing and
unrestricted bovinity. There's honestly nothing you can do to him that will
Bull hide tends to be thicker than even the oldest of heifers. What
makes you cringe no doubt makes him say, "Oh yes!". With all
that muscle, and the desensitivity from insects on his skin, most of
the nerve endings just aren't close to his hide. So, show him your strength.
Walk up along side him and ram him, butt heads with him. Give him a
soft kick every now and then when he's behind you.
Change Things Around
Bulls have the pick of the herd - so don't give him the same old routine,
so that he gets bored with you. Make sure he doesn't become desensitized when
he comes around to get some love. Try jumping to the side, or even start
to walk backwards! It's easy to tell when he's had enough, so when
you sense it, change the tempo.
Clove, of Idaho, found that just teasing the bull during entry was
enough to make him excited. "Of course, Butch just loves it when I just
give him a Wham Bam Thank you Ma'am, but I found I can drive his excitement
even higher if I make him work for it. Butch is a bull who wants to
feel he 'earned it.' And when he thinks he's in the clear, I normally
jump forward a foot or two, making him get down and jump back up all
Supress your Jealousy
you want your bull for YOU, however, most bulls are excited when they
think the cows have an open mind. Don't suggest to wait untill nightfall,
or go around back behind the barn. Let him know you'll do it wherever,
whenever, with whoever watching. Who knows, maybe you're a natural voyeur!
Even though you are supressing your jealousy, never allow another cow
upstage you - this is your moment with your bull, not theirs.
Let him know you're there for him.
Any bull will get his joints in motion with a mere rubbing of the hooves
from you, but his real erotic emotions won't come out unless he knows
for a fact he is getting his hooves on your shoulder bones. Playing
hard to get isn't in the cards when there are other cows around - only
tease when he's already on top. "For many bulls out there, they
know they will get it from someone eventually - make sure he knows you
have nothing better to do than please him" says Butterup of Texas.
"When I see him get that look in his eye, I normally just waltz
right up, turn around, and graze right in front of him. He gets the
idea real quick that I deliver".